"Ah quit!" AJ suddenly shouted. "Nope nope, Ah can't do this, Ah can't!!!" She wobbles away from the crazy pony. Frantically pulling on the fabric. "What have y'all done to meh!!? Ah wanna wake up now!"

Say what? Ah know Ah'm in a wholesome fic but Writer, what are ya gonna do?!?

You are a request someone made and the premise was too good to pass up. You're on my writing chop block